Ask Lady Joan

Being Jacked

Lady Joan — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 18:09:59 +0000

Where I live there is a boy named Jack. He must be about 10 0r 11 years old. He is the most curious child and has a memory like a brick. When you walk outside of my place, Jack is usually there. He starts on his 50 question. After a few times of this you start to try and advoid him as it gets irritating, as he always asks the same questions. Then you start to realize he is also remembering all your answers and your car license. Then you realize he actually is a high functioning child with autisim.

Now it doesn’t bother me any more and I figured out a way for him to stop asking so many questions if I am in a rush, I turned the question on him and after about the 5th question he tells me he has to go.

We affectionately now call this being Jacked and enjoy watching others in the town house complex getting Jacked.

It’s Wednesday

Lady Joan — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:25:19 +0000

It’s Wednesday and in a few hours I will be in the studio once again with Sir Noel and Producer Matt to produce another great show. It’s been three years as of April 1st that I started doing this show and I still love doing it. Co-host have changed, some of the format have changed, but it is still fun to do and I look forward every Wednesday to do it. None of us get paid, although I hope in the futurn this will change. We need to find a Salesman who will work on commissions only to make the show more popular and allow us some coinage. Helps pay for equipment maintance and such. Here is to the next three year and hoping.

Tune in , write in, call in, you will be glad you did.

Best Friends

Lady Joan — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:53:08 +0000

I am starting to realize that although ones mate can be your best friend, they are still your mate. As a female as I am not sure if males feel this way, a best girlfriend is very important to ones emotional well being.

My best friend lives 3 hours away and as much as we try and get together once a month, it does not always work out. But I know how happy I feel today knowing I am going to enjoy a few hours with her.

I hope you all have a best friend

April Fools Day

Lady Joan — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:45:44 +0000

A day that I use to love as a child and now do not think much about. It wasn’t till the host on a tv show I was watching this morning that I remembered that it was April Fools Day. My understanding is that it is only till noon that your allowed to pull a April Fools prank and so far I have not seen any.

The best one I remember reading about years ago was in the Toronto Star, they did a story about a spaghetti havest in Italy. The spaghetti trees had a overflow and it was hard on the little village to get enough people to help harvest it.

Since then I don’t have any memorable pranks to recall, either I have done or had done to me, but then again it’s not noon yet, so there is a few hours still left to get me

Proving you’re gay (to get out of military duty)

Lady Joan — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:52:38 +0000

I am attaching the article that brought this debate to Say Uncle last night on the show. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17474967

Every time I hear the words Prove that your gay, it makes me laugh.

If anything I think the military whether in Turkey or the USA, should not be concerned if a person is gay or not and it certainly should not be a way of getting out of serving your country. And if the military is so concerned about gays being in the military, perhaps they should have everyone that enlists or is drafted prove that they are not gay.

Transgender beauty queen claims discrimination over pageant disqualification

Lady Joan — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:10:10 +0000

I don’t blame her. In todays society I cannot beleive that they will be able to get away with this.

If one is adopted it is like being born to the couple that adopted you and you have no claim on your biological parents. Knowing this is true, then one who was born as a male/female and change their gender, should then be known as the new gender.

Perhaps it the wheels of change that need a good oiling.

Spaming blogs

Lady Joan — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 20:54:43 +0000

Wow, look at all the comments I get. Are they comments on what I wrote. NO they are Spam. They start off like comlimentry remarks and then somewhere in the middle it’s about some site selling one thing or another. I wonder if there is a way to stop this or block them. I will have to look into this, as as much as I want people to read my blog and comment on them, I want them to be from people that are not trying to sell something or spamming a product or place to check out.

Dinner Parties

Lady Joan — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 15:28:20 +0000

I really enjoy hosting a dinner party, especially when you add High Protocol in the mix and actually cook the meal. I think the guest enjoy it as well. Too often in the fast world we live in people buy frozen and heat it up and serve. I think there is a time and place for that, but I am not sure a dinner party is one of them.

Of course the people you invite is important as well. I usually like to bring new blossoming friendships with some of my steady well established friends. It makes for great conversation and excitement into the atmosphere.

A well planned evening runs smoothly and having a sub or slave do the serving allows me as the host to relax and enjoy my company. It also makes my guest feel special and they are to me.

Last night I hotest such a dinner party and I feel fully satisfied that we all had a great evening, including my server.

Now to relax the morning after, like the after glow of a good orgasim.

I love Camping

Lady Joan — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 12:49:17 +0000

I just made my reservation for Kinky Camping in August. I have confirmed with the seasonal camper that my tent, my partner and myself are still welcomed on his site. I am delighted once again that the kinky community has been welcome into an exclusive camp ground. It’s a place where my partner and I can be just ourselves for a week. We get to socialize with friends and make new friends and hang out with some of the most awesome people.

I am not sure this year that I will do the Drag King character in the Friday night Drag Show that the seasonals put on to welcome the kinsters, but I am known to do things last minute. I don’t know if we will do the Trailer crawl, as I don’t drink much. I know I will enjoy the salt water pool, I even will enjoy sleeping in the tent and cooking food on the bbq for a week.

Kinky camping for most allows us to be exactly who we are and hang out with people who accept us. I love camping and look forward every year to this event. Hope I see some of you there.

Cell phones

Lady Joan — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:58:31 +0000

As I make my coffee this morning and was looking out my kitchen window sizing up the weather for the day, I see the garbage truck and the men who collect it. It seems one is new and is putting on the tee shirt with the big orange X on it. The men seem to be talking and then one of them gets back into the truck. The other guy starts to walk towards my garbage can and stops. He is fiddeling with something and I realize he is on his cell phone texting. REALLY… he puts his gloved back on and walked over to my can stops again and takes out his cell and off comes the gloves and he texts again. WOW…

I was waiting to see the man in the truck come out and tell the guy, hey, no texting while on the job. But no, that didn’t happen. I am sure there must be some rules on this and if not I definately think there should be.

It seems to me that the cell phone has become part of our society and it is becoming acceptable to have it on and use it all the time, while at work, at dinner, while driving, etc. I wonder if people wake in the night to text? Is it just me or do we need lessons on the etiquette of when it is not a good idea to pull out your cell phone.

Just my opinion and as anyone knows when listening to my show, Everyone is entitlede to MY opinion.