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When I was in my mid 20’s and disco was still going strong, I use to go to a few clubs on the airport strip. If I was in the mood to get picked up, I had a dress, that guaranteed me getting picked up. My mom called it the 300 dollar slit dress. It had a slit up the side almost all the way up to the cheek of my ass, a slit down the front, to just below my cleavage and a slit in the back to match. It was a awesome bright turquoise with a sandy swirl and green up one side.

This one night I went to the bar and when I got on the dance floor, just like you see in the movies, my eyes met with this guy and everyone seemed to disappear and we were pulled together. We hardly spoke and I remember saying after about five minutes. Your place or mine. The energy was something I never felt before nor have I again. We went back to my place and humped like rabbits all night long. It was incredible sex and the orgasms… well mind boggling.

We met a week later at the same dance club and went back to my place, but it was not the same , and both of us knew it. Some things should just be left alone and never revisited. But the memory of the week before , I will never forget.

After leaving my last husband, I took on a young lover. He was also my first submissive. More then 20 year my junior. He was 6′2, long brown hair, 285 lbs a lot of horny boy. He had been to Canada for a visit, but we had not gotten into a lot of BDSM activities.

I went to England to visit him for a month. His room was the attic converted to a boys dream room. Mainly made up of tables with computers and a gaming table. His bed on the floor, which could be lifted up and put up against the wall to make more room for parties and sword fighting. Laughs… did I mention he was my toy boy….

After a good spanking one night, I pulled out my strap on and put it on. Grabbing him by his long hair, and wrapping it around my hand, I pushed this boy up against his bedroom door. Having put on the condom on the strap on and plenty of lube, I rammed the dildo into him. He had to muffle his screams and later groins of passion or his mother and brother would have heard him.

I must admit as this was my first time, my excitement and passion so heighten, I almost past out from the adrenalin rush. I didn’t tho and needless to say, I now am a proud owner of several dildo’s that fit into my strap on harness.

I hope you have enjoyed The Hump of the Day and will write in and share your favor hump or a funny tail of a hump you were involved in. Write in to joan@askladyjoan.com

I am pleased to be reading The Hump of the Day from one of our listeners.

One summer weekend, my girlfriend and I went camping. We had not booked any where particular, so we drove until we saw a turn off to a park on Moon River. The next day in the middle of the day , I took my girlfriend into the tent to make out. Well if you have never made out in a tent in the middle of the day, let me tell you it’s like a steam bath. It made it difficult to cum or give her a orgasm as well. But I endured and made it to the happy ending we both wanted. I think both of us lost 10 lbs that day and after we got thinking straight again, we dragged our sweating bodies out and dove into moon river. Skinny dipping.

what a great weekend that was. That is one of my favorite memories,

Bob

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As this is my first show I thought I would start off with a personal story of the first time I got humped. I was 17 going on 18 and still a virgin, going out with a man 8 years older then me. He as well was a virgin. We both were crying to our friends about the fact that we could loose each other because we had not had sex yet.

After the party we went back to his parents house and as usually went down to the basement and locked the door. We started getting hot and heavy and petting and he whispered in my ear , “ Can I just put the head in “ I said “Okay!’ rather excited. He did and the moment the head of his cock touched the opening of my pussy, he exploded.

He was happy as a pig in shit, and I was so disappointed thinking, “ I kept my legs cross for 17 years for this”. I said lets do that again and this time put the whole thing in. I was still disappointed and rushed out to buy the book *The Joy and Sex* and although I did marry and divorce my first it’s only been getting better since then.